he has been sulking since last years season finale of Lost, where all the good stuff happened in the water. Petey, sadly, is not aquatic.
now, Petey has been subsisting on nothing but small mammals and memories of Boone, so he is HUNGRY.
his minions, should you not wish to sacrifice yourselves, should offer some...menu options, if you catch my drift.
offer some options, and you shall be rewarded with drabbles of His Leafiness, himself.