Superfail! (aliaspiral) wrote,
Superfail!
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Smot, Purn, and Naked

Im cruising through some new smut stories, and enjoying one in particular, as the characterization was pretty damn on, and the banter was going well..and then, we get to the porn.

and we get to this line:



fondle the smooth hairless skin, trace the perfect meaty shape of her inner and outer folds.

let me say that again, PERFECT MEATY SHAPE. as a description of the VAGINA.

MEATY SHAPE. PERFECT MEATY SHAPE.

I recoiled from the screen and cannot finish the story.

i am HORRIFIED. I have never read a less attractive description of genitals. and ive read some really bad porn.


also, as a question not at all related to the perfect meaty shape of anything, but it does relate to the story..i know some women trim, some shape..and some shave, but how many go brazilian? it just seems odd, in my mind, for this character to do so.

whatever, i leave you with this HORRIFIC MENTAL IMAGE of the PERFECT MEATY SHAPE. *scrubs brain with bleach*
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