Smot, Purn, and Naked
Im cruising through some new smut stories, and enjoying one in particular, as the characterization was pretty damn on, and the banter was going well..and then, we get to the porn.
and we get to this line:
fondle the smooth hairless skin, trace the perfect meaty shape of her inner and outer folds.
let me say that again, PERFECT MEATY SHAPE. as a description of the VAGINA.
MEATY SHAPE. PERFECT MEATY SHAPE.
I recoiled from the screen and cannot finish the story.
i am HORRIFIED. I have never read a less attractive description of genitals. and ive read some really bad porn.
also, as a question not at all related to the perfect meaty shape of anything, but it does relate to the story..i know some women trim, some shape..and some shave, but how many go brazilian? it just seems odd, in my mind, for this character to do so.
whatever, i leave you with this HORRIFIC MENTAL IMAGE of the PERFECT MEATY SHAPE. *scrubs brain with bleach*
and we get to this line:
fondle the smooth hairless skin, trace the perfect meaty shape of her inner and outer folds.
let me say that again, PERFECT MEATY SHAPE. as a description of the VAGINA.
MEATY SHAPE. PERFECT MEATY SHAPE.
I recoiled from the screen and cannot finish the story.
i am HORRIFIED. I have never read a less attractive description of genitals. and ive read some really bad porn.
also, as a question not at all related to the perfect meaty shape of anything, but it does relate to the story..i know some women trim, some shape..and some shave, but how many go brazilian? it just seems odd, in my mind, for this character to do so.
whatever, i leave you with this HORRIFIC MENTAL IMAGE of the PERFECT MEATY SHAPE. *scrubs brain with bleach*
Im still shuddering.
i think i did. *twitch*
MEAT!
(Anonymous)
We love Porn
I had to title this response as this because it is the new slogan that I have seen everywhere.
First, I am so glad that you read porn. I find it VERY amusing considering you and I can hardly discuss sex at all.
My one comment on "meaty" shape is that this descriptor to me states something male-centered about the Vagina. There is nothing meaty unless it is about the male genetalia and I find the description 1.bad for writing and 2. a little misoginistic and it makes me want to call out the angry feminists
Re: We love Porn
"meaty." *shudder*
I know one girl who goes Brazilian, but that was just because she was going to Hawaii, but anyway...
*blinks again*
Even as an enjoyer of porn, I think I still need to scour my eyeballs with soap...
i shall never be able to read het porn again without thinking of it and cringing in horror.
*shrieks in horror*
EW! EW! the image just made it WORSE!
*cringes in revulsion*
unless we are made out of sandwiches, and no one ever told me. the bastards.
Hold me.
THIS is why im so afraid to write porn!
Wuh?!
Okay, my husband is not allowed to refer to anything on my body as "meaty," even if he qualifies it with "perfect." NO SEX FOR HIM!
Donna :)
Re: Wuh?!
the story was written by a female. do YOU know any girls who would be flattered by someone calling ANYTHING on their body meaty?!