ok, so Tess is there from Roswell..and i want to know why she is faking that accent. and then Charlie from Party of Five, who hasnt shown his alcoholic side yet, and Mercutio from Romeo and Juliet, and you SO KNOW he wants some of the Hobbit's heroin, and where did you get that and the stilts, Little Man? and dude, isnt that Gavin from Wolfram and Hart? no wonder i think you are evil!
seriously, knock it off! FUCKING WITH MY HEAD
however, i dove this show. im not head over heels, but the seduction is ongoing with the pretty and the sweet hobbitses flirting with a very very pregnant Tess, and dude, is Kyle and Max and the Sheriff gonna be pissed when you show up with an austrailian accent and a baby daddy who is a cute goofy hobbit who i want to hear sing, instead of the leader of the alien race. shame on you, you hussy! (hee! hussy! i made a funny!)
ok, moving on. i missed the first half last night because brandus forced me into a nap and i overslept. and it sounds like i missed some seriously cute Charlie/Claire scene, which makes me A) sad for missing and B) squee for the cuteness.
im so into Charlie and Claire. i love Charlie. which is kind of funny, because i fought the hobbit love for a long long time, and between this and lalejandra's tea!verse, i find myself reading Dom/Billy RPS, which is something i swore i would never do. *cries*
so, the planet is bringing people back to life? or something? cause Locke (who i now adore, but through a creepy creepy poke with a stick filter) and his socks, Claire's baby (or was that the magic sushi?), Jack's dad, Shannon at all?
i like Shannon, she is a bitch. but i hated her for messing with my Charlie last week. but how cute were Hurley and Charlie when they were fishing and falling in the water and all kinds of wet? hee!
i have all kinds of issues with Jin and Sun's relationship. i keep thinking she was a mail order bride or something, which might explain the fucked up dynamic going on there.
ok, ive totally lost my train of thought. im watching the PBS special on Broadway. and its wonderful!!