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Fandom Harshes My Buzz and I Ship Glee/Glee

Turns out my lj is currently all Glee, all the time lately, and I'd apologize, but who cares?

...there are some WEIRD people in fandom, y'all.

I mean, i LOVE fandom - it's half the reason i watch shows as obsessively as i do, but there are some people that go WAY BEYOND what i think about shows.

(are upcoming songs a spoiler, btw? cause if they are, LOOK AWAY!)

A clip from the "Christmas" ep (and hi, Glee? i just wanted to remind you that two of your main characters are Jewish. Just..throwing that out there), featuring (IS THIS A SPOILER? I DONT EVEN KNOW) Blaine and Kurt's SUPER SUPER cute duet, "Baby It's Cold Outside," (which you can see here, if you want) was crossposted to the Kurtofsky comm (yeah, i ship it. in both the wrong ways and the right ways. by which i mean, i find the whole thing entirely fascinating, and dont trust the three different shows that Glee is to handle it in any decent manner), and i made the mistakes of reading the comments.

....dude. if you are SHAKING AND CRYING after watching that clip, shaking and crying because you are that upset about Klaine happening/possibly happening/existing anywhere in any 'verse, YOU MIGHT WANT TO LOOK INTO PROFESSIONAL HELP.

I dont mean that in a rude way, I swear. Hell, I have professional help, too! Just...you know...not over a SHIP.

Shaking and crying? Really? and then others are going on and on and ON about how they totally aren't flirty in the vid (I see some flirting, oh yes), and .....then going into how Kurt is being such a tease in the song and i'm thinking....really? Did you even LISTEN to the lyrics of the song he's singing? Where he is kinda supposed to be TOTALLY TEASING? *facepalm*

it gets weirder when you end up in the glee kink meme and keep running into artie being horrifically murdered or murdering baby ducks. i...i dont even..y'all. Really? (also? the obsession with Santana having a penis really confuses me. I guess because..strap ons exist for a reason? Santana probably likes her vagina? Idk.)

I have to stop reading the comments to stuff over at the kurtosfky comm, AND i'm no longer going to even try and look at the fyeahgleesecrets tumblr, because everyone hates everyone, and i was involved in the Roswellian ship wars, and im not dealing with that shit, kay?

I mean, seriously, all of the secrets are: THESE TWO ARE HORRIBLE TO EACH OTHER and WHY HAS THE SHOW FORGOTTEN US?*SOB*, which I can handle, but the catty comments about how horrible the ships are for each other REALLY get on my fucking nerves.

See, for me? Glee is a welcome wagon of shipping. the kids switch partners (i refuse to talk about Will and Emma because I dont like the taste of disgust and rage), and date each other and break up with each other and date someone else SO MUCH that who the fuck cares? YOUR SHIP IS CANON SOMEWHERE. Now, don't get me wrong, I love me some Puckleberry, and cheered like a HYENA for the little we got this past ep, but i also like Finn/Rachel AT TIMES when they aren't tearing each other down.

I think Sam and Quinn are cuter then puppies and kittens, but I also still want Finn/Quinn because they had a good connection, and Puck/Quinn because they were AMAZING together (the baking totally won me over last season) and have a baby, and I want Sam to come out as bi and date Kurt. I think Kurt/Blaine are ADORABLE, but Kurt/Karofsky has SO MUCH POTENTIAL FOR AWESOME STORYTELLING! Artie and Tina were darling, but Tina is so HAPPY with Mike, and my asian boy fixation just wants him to have as much screen time as possible. Plus, Artie/Brittney? WORKS in some bizarrely sweet way.

Got that? So I am a Finn/Quinn, Finn/Rachel (on occasion), Puck/Quinn, Puck/Rachel, Sam/Quinn, Sam/Kurt, Kurt/Karofsky, Kurt/Blaine, Mike/Tina, Artie/Tina, Artie/Brittney, Brittney/the world shipper.

So yeah. If there is a ship in Glee, I PROBABLY SHIP IT TO SOME ACCOUNT. So maybe it's just that I dont get the full emotional feeeeeeelings of betrayal and horror when Blaine does something cute and Kurt beams adorably at him, but dude. Back off. Shaking and crying over the SUGGESTION of a betrayal of your ship should probably equal more prozac for you.

Pass me some, while you're at it.


Fandom, my dove. That's all I have to say.

AND IT'S SCARY!!!!!!!!
Yeah. I don't get the shaking and horror (so glad I missed that). I was mildly disappointed TBH, that there wasn't more ACTUAL flirting and that Kurt had that whole "I'm in love with him" confession with SCHUE rather than trying to talk to Blaine about it. The BICO scene had this "last minute" feel to it like TPTB realized how much the fans love Blaine and whipped this up. Except, if it's on the album then that couldn't be, right?

Ah, Klaine--they are adorable together and I think Blaine would make an AWESOME starter boyfriend. I just...

I keep having these weird flashes that Blaine is just not into Kurt and Kurt gets his heart broken (again) and that's why he runs back to WMHS--except that Darren is to be a regular from the break on and I can't figure out how that would work (unless he meets someone else at WMHS and starts dating him) (I'm hoping if Kurtofsky isn't end-game that Blaine/Karofsky is.) (IDEK why.) (Yes I do. I totally think that the non-bully and completely redeemed version of Dave is EXACTLY Blaine's type.)

So, yeah. In addition to Kurt/Karofsky, I ship Blaine/Karofsky. And Azimio/Karofsky. And maybe even fight!sexing Sam/Karofsky. Pre-teen Finn/Karofsky for certain (PUBES!). DEFINITELY Puck/Karofsky (cause the pretty melts my brain).

Okay, yeah...like your Brittany/the world, I ship Karofsky/all Glee guys past, present, future, real or imagined.

Oh Max. *sigh* It's totally his fault for being so damned hot, sexy, beautiful, talented and for teasing us with that TONGUE!

(Also, I'm not getting the "Blaine is just an asshole trying to change Kurt like that; he's so mean for telling Kurt how to fit in; why does Blaine look like it's just a formality for them to get the solo try-outs because he KNOWS it's his, so whatever" comments either. While the FIC possibilities of such a Blaine are AWESOME and I'd totally read it if it were done right--I just don't see him being mean and/or manipulative on the show, even given the Stepfordness of it all. If anything he'd let Kurt down easy and want to stay friends and...gah. I give up. I think I'll just stick to the light-hearted posts and boycott anything that bashes.)
ARASHI: Sho and Aiba - Laugh

October 2014



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