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Why Is She Dressed Like a Unicorn?

Oh, Japan. JAPAN. can we discuss some things? about how and why you continue to break my capslock and destroy my dignity? and why, exactly, did you create something as cracktastic as Pretty Guardian Sailor Moon? AND WHY DO I CONTINUE POSTING ABOUT IT?

Why does Sailor Mars get SHAFTED? She's wearing PUMPS, and the other girls all get to wear cool shiny BOOTS. but nooo, Mars, who can LIGHT YOU ON FIRE, is wearing cute little high heels! perfect for kicking off in a fight!

Why do i think about these things?

Also? she thought turtle guy was Tuxedo Mask, but Im busy shipping turtle guy with Amie-chan. Because i can. Also, i KNEW that Tuxedo Mask would figure out who she was before she figured out who he was. And it's fate. Also, the other guy's plush turtle backpack is being filled up with life energy.

And currently? Usagi is about to compete in a competition - where she has to do her best IMAGINARY UNICORN IMPRESSION. to this end, she's wearing hooves.

if she wins, she gets a fabulous prize of a plushy unicorn! and an autographed picture of singer chick.

let me say that again.

SHE IS CURRENTLY PRETENDING TO BE A UNICORN.

Japan, you are SO VERY WEIRD.

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Mars, who can LIGHT YOU ON FIRE, is wearing cute little high heels!

Mars is so BAD ASS that even itsy bitsy high heels can't hold her back! (Mars is now, and always has been my favourite.)

but Im busy shipping turtle guy with Amie-chan

*keeps mouth firmly shut.*

Japan, you are SO VERY WEIRD.

Isn't it WONDERFUL? I wouldn't want to LIVE there, but, yes Japan = UNPARALLELED AWESOME.
heels! and while the other girls are wearing heels, they are at least also wearing BOOTS. Mars is SHAFTED. *sulks* i get very distracted while she's transforming and fighting, because im wondering if she'll fall or lose a shoe.

and she is pretty bad ass! i like them all so far. Mercury is ADORABLE when she hits her MAKE UP! pose, and i like Jupiter lots.

and, im sorry, but the plushie turtle backpack made me want to cry with laughter.

..i will admit to being very gleeful when Tuxedo Mask (whose out of costume name starts with M..) basically grabbed Usagi's hand in the maze house. and! he didnt take off the handkerchief even after transforming back! GLEE!

..i honestly kept waiting for him to show up and see her in unicorn outfit and be like..'what...WHAT?' but Mars and Jupiter failing was SO MUCH BETTER.

*keeps mouth firmly shut.*

YOU KNOW THINGS AND YOU ARENT SHARING. which is fine. but you're TAUNTING me with them! *whines*

ok, fine. one more damn episode, then ill go to bed.
i get very distracted while she's transforming and fighting, because im wondering if she'll fall or lose a shoe.

It used to bother me--especially in the anime, where her shoes are *tiny*--but their uniforms are already so impractical how much of a difference can high heels make?

i like them all so far.

Yes! That's why it's so hard narrowing it down to a single PGSM icon. I want to squish all of the girls!

Usagi and Mamoru are *adorable.* Of course, that makes the EPIC ANGST even more difficult to bear. I love how strong Usagi is, despite starting off as an air-head. She's a lot stronger than the princess.

YOU KNOW THINGS AND YOU ARENT SHARING. which is fine. but you're TAUNTING me with them! *whines*

Not taunting! I'm curious to see what you think about how everything shakes out in the end.

Have you hit the Mittens of Angst yet?
their uniforms are already so impractical how much of a difference can high heels make?

it's the point of the thing, really. Why bother with tiny impractical heels when it's so much easier to kick ass in boots? Buffy knows this, why shouldn't Mars?

then again, i still have issues with the first episode, where Luna is all, "you should already know how to fight!" and im sitting there thinking, thanks for nothing, bitch!

no mittens of angst, but she's about to be turned into a youma, and Mamoru is totally gone for her, he just hasnt realized it yet. that's why he took her around on his motorcycle to find things to use to remind Shin of his memories. of course, it's too bad Shin is now evil, but hey, whatever. And Mamoru wouldnt let her back into Shin's house as he turned evil, which im taking as a sign of love.

also, i seem to have misplaced ep 14, which makes me growl. i hate finding im missing eps right when that is the next one i want to see! *stamps foot*
Please hold back on the laughter and/or horror, but. . . I kind of want PGSM uniform smut. That's right, I went there!

Ah, then the Mittens of Angst are coming up fairly soon. I love that arc. The Scarf of Angst belongs to Usagi; the mittens are Ami's. Both make me snivel like the pathetic fangirl I am.

Mamoru is totally gone for her, he just hasnt realized it yet.

I love that so, so much! The moments where the viewer can tell that a character has fallen for another, but none of the characters realize it themselves makes me deliriously happy. It's so full of angst potential!

of course, it's too bad Shin is now evil

I shouldn't tell you how long it took me to realize you were still talking about PGSM and not Gokusen.
i kind of want PGSM uniform smut

..i could get behind that. in a het Tuxedo Mask/Sailor Moon kind of way. with a skirt that short and his fluttering cape..heck, we can even end up with PUBLIC uniform smut!

I shouldn't tell you how long it took me to realize you were still talking about PGSM and not Gokusen.

AHAHAHAHAHAHA! poor little fangirl! *snerk*

..and now im trying to make Sawada Shin evil. dammit.
with a skirt that short and his fluttering cape..heck, we can even end up with PUBLIC uniform smut!

. . . your brain is a thing of porny beauty.

..and now im trying to make Sawada Shin evil. dammit.

Yankumi's denseness finally drove Shin over the edge. if the only way to get her attention is to be a bad guy, then damn it, that's what he'll do! and if he's a villain, why then, there's no need to avoid kissing Yankumi until she goes weak in the knees.

or. . . Shin doesn't meet Yankumi while he's still a student. lacking her good influence, he goes down the wrong road.
your brain is a thing of porny beauty.

it pretty much goes: see drama, think porn. see drama, think porn. See Tuxedo Mask, think about him with untied tie, unbuttoned shirt and with Sailor Moon writhing in his lap.

Works for me!

if he's a villain, why then, there's no need to avoid kissing Yankumi until she goes weak in the knees.

EXCELLENT. Please to make this happen.

i STILL want an au where she wasn't rehired and either all of 3D or Shin actually quit school. Because i cant see her leaving them/him alone, you know?
See Tuxedo Mask, think about him with untied tie, unbuttoned shirt and with Sailor Moon writhing in his lap.

The important question: mask on or off? Is the sex between Sailor Moon and Tuxedo mask, or Usagi and Mamoru in costume?

EXCELLENT. Please to make this happen.

. . . Maybe?

i STILL want an au where she wasn't rehired and either all of 3D or Shin actually quit school. Because i cant see her leaving them/him alone, you know?

*lips shut. lips shut. lips SHUT.*
mask on or off? Is the sex between Sailor Moon and Tuxedo mask, or Usagi and Mamoru in costume?

mask on. Tuxedo Mask and Sailor Moon. Usagi and Mamoru would both end up being flaily. and she would fall off his lap or something.

*lips shut. lips shut. lips SHUT.*

*WIDE EYES* You...You..You wouldnt HAPPEN to have done something? Something involving a strange tiny little fic challenge that is due TONIGHT, would you? I mean..i..wouldnt want to..pry, or..something..
mask on. Tuxedo Mask and Sailor Moon.

Secret identity sex! You are writing this fic, yes? Right after the two-thousand other fics you have to finish, of course.

*WIDE EYES* You...You..You wouldnt HAPPEN to have done something? Something involving a strange tiny little fic challenge that is due TONIGHT, would you? I mean..i..wouldnt want to..pry, or..something..

Um. Not quite?

There is something in progress, but I don't know if I can get Yankumi and Shin to cooperate in time.
Secret identity sex!

YES. and i think when he knows who she is, but she doesnt know.

of course, im on ep 15, and she still doesnt know, so WHO KNOWS WHEN THAT WILL HAPPEN?

and..it's possible i will write it. we will see. i still have to finish the tw hk porny ficlets. the only one that's done is the Xiu Yi onlooker one.

Not quite?

i am disappointed and relieved, in one swoop! Nonetheless, if this gets written, OMGWAAAANT.
i think when he knows who she is, but she doesnt know.

He knows that he SHOULDN'T, because she's still so young, and naive, and it's isn't RIGHT, but he can't stop himself from kissing her just the *once,* and she's so ENTHUSIASTIC.

Nonetheless, if this gets written, OMGWAAAANT.

There is writing in progress, although I make no promises as to when or if it will ever be finished.
I LOVE TURTLE GUY. I mean, I love Mamoru (that's Tuxedo Mask, btw) but the guy they picked to play Motoki/Turtle Guy is just fabulous and he has the most adorable smile ever.

And I've always wondered about Mars' shoes - why does she have heels? Venus has heels as well but they're a bit more workable and they have a strap whereas Mars just has to keep hers on by force of will.

Japan, you are SO VERY WEIRD.

AND YET AWESOME. ♥
Turtle Guy is completely adorable, and i feel really BAD for him, because he still likes Usagi (and how random was it that he just HAPPENED to have tickets to the amusement park that expired the next day? was he sitting there WAITING for her to come along and was hoping to find a way to invite her?), and checks his reflection and probably his breath, and she's just..hung up on Tuxedo Mask (and oh god, i find him HOT in his stupid outfit now - even the badly fitting mask!) and..rather dense, really, and i feel bad for turtle guy!

Venus has heels as well

honestly, i can get around Venus' shoes, as she is supposed to be the princess, and you would think the princess would have a slightly different outfit - hence, heels. but MARS? i mean, at least they didnt give Jupiter heels, or else id be PISSED.

have you started WWL yet? i got a few minutes into ep 2 and then got distracted by shinier things. by which i mean, Mamoru and his confused stare at Usagi, trying to figure out why he is fascinated by her.
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