Mostly because, I was scared if I said anything, IT WOULDN'T HAPPEN.
My friend and neighbor
I mean, maybe you know him. Some chick named Willow ripped his skin right off of his body after he killed her girlfriend.
So, anyway,
Sure! They said. Oh, and can they bring this chick here to help document their experience? You might, just maybe, recognize her, too.
She played the girlfriend who that other guy shot.
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Im sorry, let me say that again, so that the whole class understands.
AMBER BENSON AND ADAM BUSCH ARE COMING TO KOTLIK. RIGHT NOW. THEY'RE ON THE PLANE. TO COME HERE.
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