Mostly because, I was scared if I said anything, IT WOULDN'T HAPPEN.
My friend and neighbor aberdeen is a fan of the band Common Rotation. (I would totally hook you up with a website link, where I to have one.) Common Rotation is a rock band, and has one member who many of you might know:
I mean, maybe you know him. Some chick named Willow ripped his skin right off of his body after he killed her girlfriend.
So, anyway, aberdeen really likes this band, and suggested they come out here to the edge of nowhere to play some and to get to hang out in a really cool culture that most people dont get too.
Sure! They said. Oh, and can they bring this chick here to help document their experience? You might, just maybe, recognize her, too.
She played the girlfriend who that other guy shot.
Im sorry, let me say that again, so that the whole class understands.
AMBER BENSON AND ADAM BUSCH ARE COMING TO KOTLIK. RIGHT NOW. THEY'RE ON THE PLANE. TO COME HERE.