August 13th, 2009

MOVIE: Keep firing assholes

A Five

emothy asked: Top five fics you want to see someone write.



Ah ha. Ha ha. HAHAHAHA. I tend to get a little over enthusiastic about this, so lets see if we can get keep it at five! also, somehow, it became "top five fics i want to see someone write PORN." Sorry.

-Firefly - the "Flying Tams" story Ive been bugging literarylemming about forever. See, River's really bendy, and Sean does yoga, which means Simon has to be really bendy, and DONT YOU THINK THEY SHOULD HAVE JOINED THE CIRCUS TO HIDE FROM THE ALLIANCE? IT WOULD BE AWESOME AND PERFECT AND I KNOW IT MAKES NO SENSE AND I *STILL* DO NOT CARE.

Because this is me, it's River/Jayne in some manner, and because it's River being bendy and Jayne being Jayne, it's probably porn.

-Gokusen - another one ive been wanting for a while - what would happen if Yankumi hadnt come back? would 3D still have quit? What would Sawada Shin do at that point? Will Yankumi put up with his dropping out? Shin/Yankumi, of a more serious bent - although it would be easy enough to dork it out. in my head, Shin moves in to ojou's house when his apartment stops getting paid for by daddy.

if i cant have that, i want angry confrontations between Shin and Yankumi after she quits. And then I want makeouts where he's pissed and she's crying and they're alternatively clinging to each other and shoving each other up against useful walls and furniture and teacher desks in order to grope each other. YES. bitter!hurt!angry! makeouts with yelling and crying and shoving and MMMMMMM.

-Hana Kimi - Nakatsu/boy!Mizuki. I want dirty dirty genderfuck fics of Nakatsu's fantasies and him doing RESEARCH to find out more about gay sex and yes. this needs to exist.

I also want Nakatsu pegging fic, but I can promise you that will never ever occur with Mizuki. Why is it so damn hard to porn Mizuki?

-Mei-chan graduation fic - i want fic where the ladies graduate, and all of a sudden, THE RULES ABOUT BUTLERS AND LADIES DO NOT APPLY ANYMORE. I want Nezu and Fujiko making out as soon as her degree is in her hands. I want Rihito and Mei being ever more flustered and flustering each other with long significant looks and daring brushes of the hand. I want Hongo-grandpa sitting back and giving them his blessings, in a round about way, and the LAUGHING as they stumble over themselves and each other and blush horribly.

And then I want Mei throwing her arms around Rihito and planting one on him.

-Arashi - stranded on an island! Aiba builds a boat out of coconuts! Sho promptly sinks it for him (WAIT FOR US, RAINBOW BRIDGE!)! Ohno makes elaborate sand castles and buries Nino in the sand! Jun makes designer clothing out of palm fronds and leaves!

...what? it's TAMER then a lot of other arashi fic! I JUST WANT SOME CRACK, THAT'S ALL.
ARASHI: Sho and Aiba - Laugh

Devil Beside You - No, No, I Love *HIM!* (picspam)

Hi! I was attempting to focus on anything ever tonight, and I dont want to watch a new drama, and I dont feel like reading manga, and i've already made cookies and I dont want to go to bed...and in the middle of all this, I suddenly had a craving for Mike He's mullet, so I bring you some picspams starring the Hair and Rainie Yang.

Devil Beside You is..rather insanely stupid sometimes, and yet, I love it dearly. A good girl attempts to confess her love to a good guy and accidentally ends up giving her love letter to a hoodlum.

Yeah. It's just that wacky. Especially once the make outs, psuedo incest, and mittens of love show up.

I LOVE IT LIKE CANDY.

Also, this picspam is just a thin excuse to be able to picspam the sex scene next. If I could find the scene where they make out in the middle of the road, I'd spam that, too.



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