What the hell should I get off of my ass and write for you?
Woman-Wife-Lover (5 Women Simon Never Married)
5(29.4%)
Simon the Hero
2(11.8%)
Diagnosis: Sane (sequel to Diagnosis: Normal)
1(5.9%)
Wingtip, dammit!
6(35.3%)
Something else! Which I shall tell you about IN DETAIL in the comments!
2(11.8%)
Voldemort DEMANDS that you answer the poll. I am HOLDING HIM BACK FROM ATTACKING! See how vicious he is?
