Like Fail and Christmas

*shakes head sadly* They don't call him the Dark Lord for nothing.

Fic: Firefly-ness. Serenity gets stranded on a planet who's primary export is wine. Mal's struggles to keep his crew sober enough to get them off that rock. ;)

Wine. Hmmm.


Ficlet: Women, Wine, and Woe

"What do you mean, arrested?!" Mal leveled a very irritated scowl at his pilot, who had the audacity to be snickering.

"Arrested," he confirmed cheerfully. "I didnt believe it until I saw it my own self, but there they sit."

"And they're drunk?"

"Yep."

"Every single one of them."

Mal shook his head in disbelief. "You're trying to tell me that my entire crew is in jail. Dead drunk."

Wash shrugged, "Well, they aren't dead."

Mal sat in silence, still shaking his head. "Even Zoe?" he asked incrediously.

"She said she thought you'd appreciate her standing up for the Browncoats, seeing as you couldn't be there today."

"Great," he huffed. "How the hell are we going to come up with bail for seven people?"

"We could rob a bank?"

"We did that already."

OKay first off, the mom stuff LOL. I had a very hard time nursing my daughter so I can understand. She had a really hard time latching on and add her low frustration threshold to that and it's no wonder she was having weight gain issues!

There's this really great book called The Womanly Art of Breastfeeding and I really highly recommend it. It can be very helpful.

NOw, as for the meme... Wash and Zoe, PWP. I really don't think you'd ever write that! LOL

SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!

Mal and Wash.... oh... man, woman, you still have it.

*curtsey* thaaaank you!

*dusts hands off in satisfaction*

*MUAH*

i need to actually write fic. i wonder if i can foist senor evilpants off to brandus for long enough to actually accomplish something?

I'd say it's worth a shot.

Whatcha got in mind?

there are challanges. multiple ones. and i kinda am thinking a sequel to Hen House. or maybe some Birdy. i finally figured out whats going wrong with the chapter ive been avoiding.

i think.

*crosses fingers for you*

You can do it!