Like Fail and Christmas

Title: Damn Manly
Author: alianora
Rating: PG
Summery:Jayne and Mal are always manly. no matter what they are wearing.

For rinalin, who wanted Jayne and Mal, doing something
manly. Or girly. She wasnt picky.





"Uh, Jayne?"

"Yeah, Mal?"

"It's not that I don't appreciate the help back there.."

"You was in a pretty tight spot, it seemed."

"Yeah..so, you jumping in like that was all kinds of helpful in
keeping me from getting shot full of holes.."

"Well, I am an awful good shot. And it woulda been a shame to let all
that beer go to waste like that."

"But, I gotta say..Um..How do I put this?"

"Spit it out, gorramit."

"Why are you wearing a dress?"

"What?"

"A dress. You're wearing a dress."

"Yeah."

"Why?"

"It makes me feel pretty."

"...What?!"

*chuckle* "You're such an idiot, Mal. You think they woulda let a man
like me in the door of this place after midnight on ladies night?"

"...Ladies night?"

"Yeah. They didnt tell you?"

"...No.."

"Then why are YOU wearing a dress?"

"I...I wanted to feel pretty."

END