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ARASHI: Sho and Aiba - Laugh

Firefly Ficlet: Damn Manly

Title: Damn Manly
Author: alianora
Rating: PG
Summery:Jayne and Mal are always manly. no matter what they are wearing.

For rinalin, who wanted Jayne and Mal, doing something
manly. Or girly. She wasnt picky.





"Uh, Jayne?"

"Yeah, Mal?"

"It's not that I don't appreciate the help back there.."

"You was in a pretty tight spot, it seemed."

"Yeah..so, you jumping in like that was all kinds of helpful in
keeping me from getting shot full of holes.."

"Well, I am an awful good shot. And it woulda been a shame to let all
that beer go to waste like that."

"But, I gotta say..Um..How do I put this?"

"Spit it out, gorramit."

"Why are you wearing a dress?"

"What?"

"A dress. You're wearing a dress."

"Yeah."

"Why?"

"It makes me feel pretty."

"...What?!"

*chuckle* "You're such an idiot, Mal. You think they woulda let a man
like me in the door of this place after midnight on ladies night?"

"...Ladies night?"

"Yeah. They didnt tell you?"

"...No.."

"Then why are YOU wearing a dress?"

"I...I wanted to feel pretty."

END

Comments

OMG! Someone should totally do a manip of that!

mmm

Jayne in a kilt...
no, no, not a kilt, a dress! there is a very big difference. :) thanks for reading!
Oh no. I know it's a dress, but dress got me thinking to skirt, which got me thinking to kilt, and you know... men look better in kilts!
SQUEEEEES! SERIOUSLY! SO FUNNY OMG!

Mal's SO wearing a red dress.
Haha, oh dear Mal. You are pretty!
I *love this*

Can I read it on my podcast?
*squeaky noises* that? would be SO COOL. will you send me a mp3 file after? link? whatever?
sure, but the best way to keep updated is to friend me and watch for new episodes! :)
Can you tell me how to pronounce your name?! :) Thanks!
lj name is pronounced ah-lee-ah spiral, but i go by alianora, which is ah-lee-ah-nor-ah.

:)
Hee! *dies*
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