Author: alianora
Rating: PG
Summery:Jayne and Mal are always manly. no matter what they are wearing.
For
manly. Or girly. She wasnt picky.
"Uh, Jayne?"
"Yeah, Mal?"
"It's not that I don't appreciate the help back there.."
"You was in a pretty tight spot, it seemed."
"Yeah..so, you jumping in like that was all kinds of helpful in
keeping me from getting shot full of holes.."
"Well, I am an awful good shot. And it woulda been a shame to let all
that beer go to waste like that."
"But, I gotta say..Um..How do I put this?"
"Spit it out, gorramit."
"Why are you wearing a dress?"
"What?"
"A dress. You're wearing a dress."
"Yeah."
"Why?"
"It makes me feel pretty."
"...What?!"
*chuckle* "You're such an idiot, Mal. You think they woulda let a man
like me in the door of this place after midnight on ladies night?"
"...Ladies night?"
"Yeah. They didnt tell you?"
"...No.."
"Then why are YOU wearing a dress?"
"I...I wanted to feel pretty."
END