i also find myself replacing common words in quotes with Harry Potter references.
hence, "I mock you with my sorting hat."
which, im assuming might explain why my brain insists on hearing "Slytherin" instead of "Glycerine" in that song...
and please note in your schedules that Care of Magical Creatures has been replaced with Care of Shiney Objects. Please update your required text and bring a polishing cloth to next class.
PS. sarahtales has written the funniest Draco fic ever. i might have to marry it. Draco Malfoy, Ruler of the Universe