If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me. It can be anything you want -- good or bad -- BUT IT HAS TO BE FAKE.
When you're finished, post this little paragraph on your blog and be surprised (or mortified) about what people DON'T ACTUALLY remember about you.
the 10 things about me meme is floating around and um. really, what do you want to know? *puzzled* i cant think of anything interesting to tell you about myself. except for the odd fact that i have a fear of turtlenecks. *shrug* oh, and i am still not working in the library. they should call soon.
Nobody is interested in the DVD commentary meme, it seems, so that aint happening. i mean, besides the fact the Please Remain Seated started out as Mile High Club porn, the way i write probably isnt that interesting. i suppose i could do commentary on some Petey stories, but then you might never sleep again.
also, swmbo linked to the best story ever, about the Bad Sex in (Published) Fic Awards. its eyeblinding. and horrifying. And scarring. Like Zorro.