Happy Monday!
I just typed "Happy Monkey!" in the subject line, and this makes me laugh!
But today, I am one happy monkey!
Expect exclamation marks! Random squishing! Bouncing! Lots and lots of love!
Why, alia, you say, whatever can be so good about a Monday that you are so fun of exclamations and love?
Well, says alia, Monday has brought me nothing but JOY today.
For one, I have an interview for a job as the children's assistant in a LIBRARY! a library! which is full of books! and i will get to be in charge of storytime, should i be the candidate who gets the job!
AND
It pays three dollars more an hour than what i do now! and its not half an hour away!
Wow! says you. That is amazing! But why are you still
bouncing like a monkey on crack?
GOOD QUESTION, says alia. Now, i shall tell you of other happiness!
I was sadly unable to attend the auditions for this year's production of The Vagina Monologues, but i emailed the director, asking to be in it ANYWAY, and today, in my email, came the cast list!
with my name on it!
in not one, but TWO places!
I am doing "Because He Liked to Look at It" and the first part (the question part) of "A Six Year Old Girl Was Asked."
This is exciting! And fun! Even though I dont like A Six Year Old Girl Was Asked, because i think its strange to ask a six year old what her vagina smells like!
A job interview! and a monologue! and im not so very far behind on my nano anymore!
and plot bunnies! about SG1! SOMEBODY STOP THE EXCLAMATION ABUSE GOING ON HERE!
*squishes everyone*
I LOVE TODAY.
eta: also, i have yuletide assignment! and i like it! WHOO!
But today, I am one happy monkey!
Expect exclamation marks! Random squishing! Bouncing! Lots and lots of love!
Why, alia, you say, whatever can be so good about a Monday that you are so fun of exclamations and love?
Well, says alia, Monday has brought me nothing but JOY today.
For one, I have an interview for a job as the children's assistant in a LIBRARY! a library! which is full of books! and i will get to be in charge of storytime, should i be the candidate who gets the job!
AND
It pays three dollars more an hour than what i do now! and its not half an hour away!
Wow! says you. That is amazing! But why are you still
bouncing like a monkey on crack?
GOOD QUESTION, says alia. Now, i shall tell you of other happiness!
I was sadly unable to attend the auditions for this year's production of The Vagina Monologues, but i emailed the director, asking to be in it ANYWAY, and today, in my email, came the cast list!
with my name on it!
in not one, but TWO places!
I am doing "Because He Liked to Look at It" and the first part (the question part) of "A Six Year Old Girl Was Asked."
This is exciting! And fun! Even though I dont like A Six Year Old Girl Was Asked, because i think its strange to ask a six year old what her vagina smells like!
A job interview! and a monologue! and im not so very far behind on my nano anymore!
and plot bunnies! about SG1! SOMEBODY STOP THE EXCLAMATION ABUSE GOING ON HERE!
*squishes everyone*
I LOVE TODAY.
eta: also, i have yuletide assignment! and i like it! WHOO!
*Cheers for you*
and ICON! whoooo!
(Anonymous)
*squishes much*
:)
I envy your joy.
*squishes you and runs away*
And seriously, I do envy your happiness. My life-
*cuts herself off before the angst kills her*
And g'luck with the job too!
Emily :)
and thank you!
WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT A SG-1 FIC?????? Maybe my OTP? *bats lashes*
Well, whatever it is, I can't wait to read it. Unless it is Sam/Jack. 'Cause the SSTitanic (AKA: "SHIP OF DOOOOOOOM!") has sooooo sunk and the idea makes me wanna hurl! Really--hurl I tell you. See, right there? I just threw up a little, in my mouth. *gag*
And I just...hurl. Can't explain it. Maybe too vanilla? Too blah? The fact that she got all mooney eyed and embarrased herself and women everywhere with a totally inappropriate crush on HER BOSS? Cause say what you will, SG-1 is first and foremost a military show. There is even a fulltime Air Force Advisor. Who grumbled quite a bit at the fact that the "wardrobe list" for "Threads" (I think that was the ep) DID NOT MENTION THE TIGHT BOOBY HUGGING TANK TOP that was ALSO imappropriate for a woman in her position. You know, maybe if TPTB give us back Pre-"Divid and Conquor" Sam...I might like her more. You know, the kick ass, bitching, smart , capable, military LEADER. Not that that that that...THING with the DOE EYES OF DEATH and the Black Widow Curse.
*washes mouth out*
*scrubs brain with bleach*
and see, im not generally a slasher..i will slash, but my usual preference is het. the only slash otps i have are Remus/Sirius and Cliff/Ricky.