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ARASHI: Sho and Aiba - Laugh

Firefly Ficlet: Take Two Fuzzy Navels and Call Me in the Morning

Title: Take Two Fuzzy Navels and Call Me in the Morning
Author: alianora
Rating: PG
Summery: rinalin got drunk and begged me to write her Jayne. So, I gave Jayne some alcohol and walked him into a few things. And because ive been promising a couple of you, its jaylee. No River at all. None. This was very painful to me.





Jayne was watching the ramp.

It kept...moving.

But it wasn't going up, to lock him out. It was swaying kinda side to side.

And that weren't right.

He couldn't remember why it weren't right, at this very second, but some part of his brain was warning him that walking up that ramp might not be the smartest thing he has ever done.

So, he crawled up the gorram thing instead.

Which was going fine til he lost his balance anyway, and managed to cut his shoulder on a screw or something on the way down.

But he finally made it to the top, and cheered in triumph. Which came out sounding a little more like really drunken laughter.

But he weren't drunk. No matter that he now had to deal with the stairs, and the girl who was standing, looking awful amused, right square center of where he needed to go.

Which was alright, cause the stairs had knocked him down and he was now sprawled on the bottom step. Somehow. And damn it all, if that weren't the funniest thing ever.

Kaylee was a grinning at him, and then she was beside him, and he was awful glad the stairs hadn't gotten her too. Didn't want Kaylee falling down.

She was trying to haul him to his feet, which weren't going well. His boots had joined the stairs in being evil. Plus he outweighed her by half a ton or so.

"Stop that, girl," he slurred. "I can make it." He had just fallen back onto his backside, accidently taking Kaylee with him. She smelled good. Girly.

She just laughed. "No, you can't, you big idiot. Will you just lemme help?"

He grinned up at her, sprawled halfway cross his chest. "Nope."

She pouted at him. "Why not?"

"Cause I'd fall on you, and then you'd be squished. And squished girls can't fix stuff." He made a grab for the stair railing and started hauling himself up.

"Oh!" Her voice went from amused to concerned. "You're bleeding!"

"Ramp tricked me," he muttered from halfway up the railing. "It made me crawl, and then knocked me over anyway. Weren't fair."

Kaylee seemed to be trying not to laugh. Didn't make no sense, girl was always laughing. So why was she trying to stop? Jayne nearly missed the next step, and decided he weren't cut out for thinking. Made him dizzy.

"Come on." Kaylee was tugging at his arm, which weren't a good idea, as the floor had just stopped moving again. But he followed her to the infirmary, using the wall as a handy guide.

She pulled him into the sick bay, and tugged him down on one of the beds. "Get comfy, and take your shirt off."

Kaylee wanted him to take his shirt off. In the infirmary. Kinky. Next would be pants, but can't take your pants off while wearing your boots, so it shouldn't have surprised him to have pitched off head first onto the floor trying to untie the gorram things.

And now she was laughing. And had a handful of bandages.

Maybe it was good he hadn't managed to get his pants off. She could take them off for him later. After he got up off the floor. And maybe after the room stopped spinning.

But he didn't have no stair rails to pull himself up on this time, so he grabbed Kaylee's leg and the bottom of the bed and ended up pulling Kaylee down on top of him onto the bed.

But he still had pants on, and she was getting up and tugging at his shirt.

Right, shirt, then pants.

No. Shirt, then boots, then pants.

He went to try and untie his shoes again.

Kaylee shoved back on his shoulder. "Sit up, bozo. I gotta take a look at your shoulder."

Jayne glanced down and saw blood. Huh. That ramp was meaner than he thought.

But he held his hands up, and let her pull his shirt off over his head. While she was poking around, he smelled her hair again.

"So, what was you drinking that made you so fuzzy tonight, huh?" She held her tongue between her teeth as she carefully wiped off the little scratch with that anti-bacterial stuff.

"Dunno. It was fruity."

"Fruity?" She snickered. "You was drinking a fruity drink?"

"Seemed like a good idea," he told the top of her head. "Girl bought it for me, seemed rude not to drink it."

Kaylee hummed in acknowledgement as she stuck the bandage down tight.

He grinned at her, and fumbled in his pocket.

"I kept the umbrella."

Kaylee looked at the tiny umbrella in his hands with wide eyes. "You drank something with an umbrella?"

"Yep." He leaned back on the infirmary bed and twirled the little thing in his hands. "It looked like yours, a little, so I brought it back for you."

Kaylee smiled at him. Girl sure smiled alot. But she leaned down, and gorramitall if she didn't kiss him on the cheek.

Last thing he saw, before he passed out, was her tucking that little umbrella behind her ear.

END

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I can't even tell you how much I love you right now! Jayne had me in giggles. Lots of giggles. This SO goes in memories. OMG, I just absolutely ADORE it.

See. He DOES love her!
he loves her when he doesnt have River. otherwise, its just a passing cruch. *sticks tongue out*

and im very glad you liked it, as it was written for you!
OMG! You write excellent drunk!Jayne...HEE!

So very cute and funny and fluffy, I don't even mind so much that River is missing.
PSST. In my head, the "girl" who bought him a drink? Totally River.

cant you SEE her buying him a girly fruity drink?

thanks for reading!
Aw, that was cute. Can't tell you how much I enjoy your stuff :)
thanks! and thank you very much.
Huh. That ramp was meaner than he thought.

LOVED Jaynes drunken thoughts! Bravo!
im in love with your icon. really.

and thanks!
Drunken Jayne is adorably confusing, and so in love with Kaylee. Hee. Great story. mean ramp
See! Others agree! He loves Kaylee!
This fic was HIGH-larious. Thanks for sharing.

I second Mal: Drunks are so cute.
thanks! im glad you enjoyed!
Kaylee wanted him to take his shirt off. In the infirmary. Kinky.

LMAO! that line just made my night. and you know that i'm gonna keep bugging you for the courting fic now. 'cause you've proven that you can write jaylee without even a hint of rayne. you're getting my hopes/expectations up ... that's a dangerous thing to do! lol!

love it!
eek! i will work on the courting fic this weekend, promise!

and im glad you liked it. :)
OMG!

:::LOVE THIS HARD:::
*loves you back*
VERY nicely done!! I <3 drunk Jayne, he's so cute and silly.

I think I'll jump into the debate on Kaylee or River and shout HE LOVES KAYLEE!!! You know, cause I'm a die-hard Jaylee shipper and all... :)

Again, great job!
*cough*River*cough*

and thank you! drunk Jayne is VERY silly!
I love your writing. ^^
And the ramp and stairs cracked me up.
thank you!

and you gotta watch out for those things, they'll getcha!
thanks! im glad that he comes off as Jayne, even while drunk!

thanks for reading!
I can't seem to stay away. I needed a jump start to my morning, and re-reading this made me happy!

he was awful glad the stairs hadn't gotten her too.

This line just endlessly makes me melt!
aww! yay! im so glad you liked it.
I just love the image of Jayne crawling up the ramp! That was wonderful!

Jaylee = love (although I can appreciate a good Rayne fic). =D
thanks for reading! even if you cant see the one true way that is the Rayne..
This is so good. I love Drunk!Jayne, and you wrote him so well. Damn that ramp!
thank you! i know! that mean ramp!
I love it! You do a great drunk!Jayne, and the tricky, mean ramp is priceless. And the umbrella, aww. *snicker* He's a fruity drink man.
he is a fruity drink man! he just wont admit it!

thanks for reading.
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