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Firefly Drabble: All Throw Confetti
*sigh*

im..spammy today! im sorry!

everything else was [info]literarylemming's fault. this one can be blamed on [info]. not my fault.

Title: All Throw Confetti

River makes pasta.




He was sitting, watching her in fascination as she twirled around the kitchen.

In one hand was a pot. In the other was a spoon.

On her head was a colander.

Occansionally, she would stop stock still, and hit herself in the head with the spoon and giggle madly as the colander rang.

It was kinda funny, but he was real glad she had a spoon. Although he wouldnt put it past her to try and stab him with it.

"Because it's dull, you idiot!" She yelled at him as she hopped past him.

He didn't bother to try and figure out what she meant.

His job was to make sure she didnt hurt no one or decide to rewire the showers again.

Or the comm unit. Like last night, when he got to be treated to the all night long chorus of the doc and Kaylee. And it didnt quit until he beat the comm unit in his bunk to death.

So he was less than polite this morning when he was dragged out of bed for a job, and he mighta said some things to Kaylee that would made his Momma smack him.

Which is why he was watching the crazy girl as the others had all the fun of shooting at people.

And as long as she was dancing and singing, she wasn't carving out his heart.

And 'sides, at some point, the others would get back, and the captain would have to figure out how to get the spagetti off the ceiling.

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magelette From: [info]magelette Date: October 4th, 2005 05:01 am (UTC) (Link)
And the frightening thing is that I can see River making spaghetti with a colander on her head... *g*

Very nice fic. :)
aliaspiral From: [info]aliaspiral Date: October 4th, 2005 05:06 am (UTC) (Link)
well..thats how i make spagetti..dont you?

thanks! :)
magelette From: [info]magelette Date: October 4th, 2005 05:08 am (UTC) (Link)
I do have a recipe for making margaritas by putting a sombrero on my head and adding tequila to the margarita mix until it makes me go wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!
aliaspiral From: [info]aliaspiral Date: October 4th, 2005 10:11 am (UTC) (Link)
Well, how else are you supposed to make margaritas? its just not the same without the sombrero!
aurieal From: [info]aurieal Date: March 15th, 2006 10:39 am (UTC) (Link)
Off topic, but.. That icon nearly made me wet myself. Is it from some parody fic or something?
aliaspiral From: [info]aliaspiral Date: March 15th, 2006 03:17 pm (UTC) (Link)
[info]celestialfairi made it, and it makes me laugh entirely too much.

um, i THINK it was from a badfic, not a parody, but i dont actually remember. i just like it.
dragonbetween From: [info]dragonbetween Date: October 4th, 2005 05:21 am (UTC) (Link)
And 'sides, at some point, the others would get back, and the captain would have to figure out how to get the spagetti off the ceiling.

The whole thing was funny but that last line just opened the floor gates and let the laughter pour out. You really have to keep writing. You're very good at it!

~ Morgaine
aliaspiral From: [info]aliaspiral Date: October 4th, 2005 10:12 am (UTC) (Link)
why thank you!

and ive been writing for a while, and am not about to give it up..these are just my first couple of Rayne type things..
dragonbetween From: [info]dragonbetween Date: October 4th, 2005 04:04 pm (UTC) (Link)
Cool, it just must have been the first time you've posted in one of the communities I watch. I that case, don't stop writing Rayne fic 'cause you're very good at them!

~ Morgaine
bugchicklv From: [info]bugchicklv Date: October 4th, 2005 06:06 am (UTC) (Link)
WHEE!! Spaghetti-Scifi! *still boggled at how my innoccent comment prompted this but is awed*

LOL--My mom has a pic of me with spaghetti in my head when I was about 2...and I have one of MY Narl doin' the same thing. :::LOVE THIS FIC:::
aliaspiral From: [info]aliaspiral Date: October 4th, 2005 10:13 am (UTC) (Link)
*still boggled at how my innoccent comment prompted this but is awed*

this is just how my brain works. if im in the mood to drabble, ANYTHING can set me off!

thank you!
calijirl5150 From: [info]calijirl5150 Date: October 4th, 2005 06:07 am (UTC) (Link)
The last line made me spew, great job - thanks for the :)
aliaspiral From: [info]aliaspiral Date: October 4th, 2005 10:13 am (UTC) (Link)
welcome!

thanks for reading!
tulzdavampslaya From: [info]tulzdavampslaya Date: October 4th, 2005 12:37 pm (UTC) (Link)
heh. hehehehehehe. hehehehehehehehehehehehe... oh god.... breathing...

that was gorgeous!!!
aliaspiral From: [info]aliaspiral Date: October 4th, 2005 04:55 pm (UTC) (Link)
thanks! glad you enjoyed it!
indigodragyn From: [info]indigodragyn Date: October 4th, 2005 12:41 pm (UTC) (Link)
Lol - love it!

It's so easy to picture River dancing around, and I can totally see Jayne beating the wall to death in the middle of the night. XD
aliaspiral From: [info]aliaspiral Date: October 4th, 2005 04:55 pm (UTC) (Link)
hee! thanks!
walkwithheroes From: [info]walkwithheroes Date: October 4th, 2005 11:36 pm (UTC) (Link)
Oh, this fic had been giggling. It was very cute and I could really see it taking place. The image of Jayne beating his comm unit in the middle of the night and the image of River dancing around while making spagetti in her own little way is just so funny to me. Very cute. Though..I wonder, what happened when River rewired the showers?
aliaspiral From: [info]aliaspiral Date: October 5th, 2005 03:58 am (UTC) (Link)
I wonder, what happened when River rewired the showers?

well, lets just say that Jayne got an unpleasant cold surprise when he tried to do his laundry. which would have been fine, only the water isnt suppose to hit you in the face when you are washing clothes.
walkwithheroes From: [info]walkwithheroes Date: October 6th, 2005 03:37 am (UTC) (Link)
That must have been one interesting thing to see and hear. lol.
From: [info]eilla Date: October 5th, 2005 03:01 am (UTC) (Link)
SPOON! *giggle* ahhhh, there were a few good things about prince of thieves...

Nice River-Jayne interaction, I like finding fics where they're together but there's no overt shipperness. This was very sweet and amusing.
aliaspiral From: [info]aliaspiral Date: October 5th, 2005 03:59 am (UTC) (Link)
hee!

thanks! and i do too, while i like shippy fics, i like seeing them interacting in any way!
viciouswishes From: [info]viciouswishes Date: October 6th, 2005 10:08 pm (UTC) (Link)
Hee hee. Very nice.
aliaspiral From: [info]aliaspiral Date: October 7th, 2005 12:23 am (UTC) (Link)
thanks! *beams*
neroli66 From: [info]neroli66 Date: October 21st, 2005 10:19 am (UTC) (Link)
I love how I can just visualize what you are writing! HEE!
aliaspiral From: [info]aliaspiral Date: October 22nd, 2005 11:22 pm (UTC) (Link)
hee! thanks! and it is so very easy to see River dancing around the mess with a colander on her head..
neroli66 From: [info]neroli66 Date: October 23rd, 2005 04:02 am (UTC) (Link)
It's acutally a little frightning how easy it is to see that, especially the way you write it...LOL
From: (Anonymous) Date: June 19th, 2006 03:43 pm (UTC) (Link)
"Because it's dull, you idiot!" She yelled at him as she hopped past him

LOL! My favorite line. If I wasn't completely sure if you got that line from to start with, I was when I read Jayne worrying about her carving his heart out. I think the original quote is "Because it's dull, you twit!" I love Alan Rickman.

- Culf
laudamus From: [info]laudamus Date: February 3rd, 2007 04:14 pm (UTC) (Link)
And as long as she was dancing and singing, she wasn't carving out his heart.

There! Rayne!

Love it, am adding to my archive. :)
rbingham2000 From: [info]rbingham2000 Date: December 5th, 2008 09:02 am (UTC) (Link)
First read this several years ago, and it still has me laughing my ass off. River being her cute and crazy self with the spoon and the colander on her head, her monkeying with the comms and Jayne having to beat his comm unit to death as a result because of being kept up all night by Simon and Kaylee doing the nasty (and I can just picture that scene, poor guy). And the spaghetti on the ceiling was just the icing on the cake.
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