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ARASHI: Sho's Best Side

Yatterman

I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT I'M WATCHING. WEIRDEST MOVIE EVER.

GIANT ROBOT WOMAN WITH BOOB MACHINE GUNS JUST GOT ATTACKED BY A BILLION ROBOT ANTS. LOVING DETAIL IS PAID TO THE ATTACKING OF HER NIPPLES. THE MECHANICAL DOG SAYS, "THAT'S HOT," AND "I CAN'T STAND IT ANYMORE."

AS THE ROBOT GETS CLOSER TO BLOWING UP, SHE YELLS, IN ENGLISH, "I'M COMING!"



OMGWTFNIPPLES.

GOOD THING THERE IS SAKURAI SHO - HERE TO THROW HIS GIRLFRIEND OUT OF THE WAY SO HE CAN SUCK THE POISON OUT OF A GIRL'S UPPER THIGH WHILE SHE MOANS ABOUT IT.



WHAT THE FUCK JAPAN. SERIOUSLY.

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OMG BOOB FONDLING.
SHE'S MOANING THE ENTIRE TIME.

PS. THIS IS A KIDS' MOVIE, WTF.
... wow.

I'M PRETTY EXCITED TO WATCH THIS. I would watch many things for you, Sho, and wacky doesn't faze me.

I AM ESPECIALLY EXCITED FOR THE THIGH-SUCKING, OH MY GOD. ALSO LAST NIGHT I READ THE TRANSLATED RAP FOR THE NEW SONG. Where Sho talks about being pressed to someone's naked body OR WHATEVER OH MY GOD, SHO, HELL YES.
the thigh sucking - he THROWS his girlfriend out of the way to do it, too. and "wacky" is entirely too mild an adjective.

fortunately, his mouth alone makes up for a whole litany of things-which-are-wrong-about-this-movie.











...naked body pressing? I WANT TO READ THIS. I WANT TO PRESS MY BODY TO YOURS, SHO.
. . . so it's worth watching, then?

Japan is so *weird.* Kissing with any sort of passion is a no-no, but mechanical boob fondling is a-okay.
it's...entertaining? in an omgwtfamiwatching kinda way.

i wont say i liked it, but i never wanted to turn it off! ..except during the boob fondling and following..because it just gets..embarrassing.

also, I want to make out with this man, so, really, i knew going in why i was watching it.



his mouth. alsjkdhkjsafds.
that one scene with the mechanical boobs might have scarred me, otherwise, it's just very...Japanese. and bizarrely sexual for a kid's movie.

Not Sho, really - the thigh sucking is there, but he doesnt even seem to know WHY his girl might be unhappy about it - and he's darling in it, so hey, give it a shot.
Wow, I'm SO EXCITED. SO SCARED. I has no idea it was this... something! The cracky costumes and various advertising said "Classic! Bring your kids!" not "Mecha boobs! Thigh sucking!" WOW JAPAN!

I mean, obviously I'm going to be watching this purely for Sho's sake anyway. :)
YOU SHOULD BE SO SO SCARED. Bonus! SHO VERY KISSABLE. otherwise, it's CRACKED.
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