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Marrying High School Girl Picspam: Weirdest Sex Scene Ever

Y'all, I dont even KNOW.





It's...really mostly pointless to even attempt to explain what's going on here, but I'll try. See, girl cries. Alot. And cried alot as a baby. 2 seperate wise people told her mother that she was the reincarnation of a princess who cried alot, and she will need to find and marry the guy she married in her first life by the time she's sixteen. Or, you know, she'll die.

Well, she finds him. He...isnt exactly swept away by her charm. Although he does get an unholy glee out of watching her beat down other people with her fists.

Long, ramble of a story later, she's run away and moved full scale into his parent's house, refusing to leave. He's become rather used to her, and comes to check on her.


They have a sweet, touching moment bonding over the stares and love and blah. He says, "we have our whole lives. Let's grow up first."


She locks the door, purrs "Seize the day," pins him to the bed and strips him.


Forcibly.



'HERE'S WHERE IT GETS WEIRD' DOESNT EVEN COME CLOSE TO DESCRIBING THIS NEXT SCENE.

Uncapped, but in between almost every brief scene of...pestle pounding, is a thug who thinks he's in love with our girl, who is outside the house pretending to be a cuckoo. The juxtaposition is..jarring.


So! We have a moon! We all like the moon! And you know who lives in the moon? BUNNIES!


Bunnies with a mortar and pestles! Two of them! NO I DONT KNOW WHY.


Don't you worry, though, we all know who is really supposed to be in charge of the pestle! Girls are supposed to hold the..significantly red colored mortar, of course.


BOYS are in charge of the phallic symbols around here!


POUND ME BABY


I SHALL GRIND WITH YOU MY RABBITY GODDESS


HARDER HARDER


...this is a completely not significant look at the white creamy substance in the bottom of the mortar. Just so you know.


I SHALL POUND YOU EVER FASTER, MY MORTAR LOVE


...until I am spent



aaaaand, back to real life! Where our boy (now pestle-less) is sweaty, collapsed, and scratched all to hell.


And our girl? "Hey! That was better then expected! I think I'll keep you!"


Her: Let's do it again!
Him: BACK, SHE-DEMON
Her: Don't be such a baby!

Comments

Should I even ask?

I may need comfort food to get past this.
i told you, I DONT KNOW. it makes no sense to me, and it was kind of personally traumatic, so i had to share.

pass the comfort food!
Haha thanks for this! This is definitely one of the weirdest movies i've ever seen. I would have dismissed it completely if it wasn't for the female lead. I really liked her and the way the actress portrayed her.
And yeah i'll admit, it has its strange charm and some scenes made me laugh :D
this movie is all over the place. i probably would have been perfectly fine with it if the plot had been a tiny bit clearer. and the end had made sense - so HE was supposed to be looking for her, too? and they met as little kids? WHAT?
Lol I watched it! and thought it was better then the more awkward groping and hugging that went on in other awkward asian sex scenes....
I thought it was more TRAUMATIC than the awkward groping, definitely.
Oh, right! I forgot I had seen this... how I failed to remember that sex scene is beyond me.
You FORGOT? about this?

*throws self at your feet and clutches your ankles*

MAKE ME FORGET TOO. I AM TRAUMATIZED BY THIS SCENE.
WHAT DID I JUST SEE?
lol @ your comment.

Also, is the drama in your icon any good? I'm intrigued by it as I adore Ayuse and Tamaki but. . .it's about a man who turns into a deer. I'm a little scared.
WEIRD WEIRD WEIRD.
Ahahaha! I think I just died laughing! I'm so watching this now!! :D
Watch at your own risk! alia can not be held personally responsible for any confusion, gaping plot holes, or bunny trauma you might deal with during this movie.
I don't know if I should be disappointed or very, very happy that I deleted this movie before getting this far into it.

I DONT KNOW EITHER. so weird. so so so so so weird.
I think my brain asploded....
DID I MENTION THE ENTIRE SCENE HAS THE CAMERA MOVING IN AND OUT LIKE THE THRUSTING PESTLE?
HOLY FUCK.

...I. What? I don't even know what just happened. That was insane.

(And she really should keep that boy, he looks like he put in a fair bit of effort! *whistles*)

I am strangely intrigued by this now. Did I mention I've had it sitting on my harddrive for a while?
Dude. I seriously do NOT even know. it is a seriously seriously weird scene. the whole movie is weird! YOU SHOULD WATCH IT.
I can never look at mochi the same way again. D:
I would apologize, but I'm too busy laughing my ass off about it. :D
ARASHI: Sho and Aiba - Laugh

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