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ARASHI: Sho and Aiba - Laugh

Fiver: Arashi, second edition: Sho Faces

rinalin asked for my top five Sho faces.


Sakurai Sho is a Keio graduate, a newscaster, the more serious side of the five members of Arashi....and he is frequently the biggest failure on EARTH, and I love him so much it hurts. I WOULD DO THIS MAN SEVEN HUNDRED WAYS FROM SUNDAY.



And there are five faces here.

DONT LOOK AT THE NUMBERS, JUST LOOK AT THE FACES. THERE ARE FIVE IF I SAY THERE ARE FIVE. *hiss*




I will freely admit that this has taken me forever, because I would go to cap something and would end up watching the entire episode. Or i couldnt remember what ep of VS Arashi something came from, so I would end up watch three different eps. So, this has taken a long time. And this is not including some very important clips - like the Fake Jeans clip, or any of the MMA or Childminder eps where he takes care of kids, and does not include ANY dramas or movie screepcaps, although the last section does include some photoshoots.


MY TOP FIVE SHO FACES:

Sho makes a whole variety of awesome faces! Here's a selection of the ABSOLUTE BEST. Or, at least, which ones immediately sprang to mind when given the prompt.


1. FACES OF TERROR - He gives these looks, and the captions and the others identify him as "cowardly" and "scaredy cat," BUT HE STILL DOES THEM, EVEN THOUGH HE IS TERRIFIED.

Let's throw Sho off a waterfall!




Let's throw Sho out of a plane!


Let's fling all of Arashi into the air on giant rubber bands!






Let's make Sho jump off a 20 foot wall!



2. FACES OF THE ANTICIPATION OF FAIL - he has been asked to do something he already is pretty darn certain is going to end up with him making a fool of himself. He scrunches his nose and gets this LOOK, and it's the most beautiful thing on earth!

Sho! Throw yourself on the wall made of velcro! MAKE SURE YOU WIN.


..and the fall out...




Sho! Catch 13 basketballs in a net on top of your head while running!


Sho! Impress a woman by asking her out on using a text message!


This is the impression she has of you, so GOOD LUCK.


Sho! Answer this extremely random question about tourist areas of India while your bandmates run on treadmills!


Sho! Ride an ice floe all the way down the length of Japan without sinking!


...guess how well THAT worked?



3. FACES OF COMPLETE FAIL - he fails so hard so much. at sports, at girls, at being cool. I LOVE HIM.

FAIL - you've fallen in the water twice already, and we're not leaving until you make it.


FAIL! He made it to the bank, landed, then flipped over backwards into the water. He's teary, y'all. He just kills me dead.




FAIL! He screws up the game for all of them!


FAIL WITH WOMEN! This is NOT how you ask a girl out. Not even after THREE TRIES. Please notice his bandmates in hysterics behind him.






FAIL WITH WOMEN! She isn't impressed by your fancy dance moves if you CAN'T REACH WHAT SHE ASKED YOU TO GET.


YOUR BANDMATES THINK YOU ARE DISGUSTING SOMETIMES


MY VERY FAVORITE FAIL. I PRESENT IT TO YOU IN CAP FORMAT.

Scene: VS Arashi, Cliff Climb
Characters: Sakurai Sho's butt, cameraman

Evidence:






cameraman's foot:


FACE!




4. FACES OF SURPRISED SUCCESS - he's always so SHOCKED when he doesnt fail

What? I did it right?


I won?!


I didn't fall on my ass!


I DIDN'T FALL IN THE WATER!


ULTRA STRONG GAME WINNERS! LOOK AT THAT SMILE! HE JUST GLOWS!




"I'm not used to getting praise."




Safe landing



5. FACES OF LAUGHTER - SO CUTE with his chipmunk cheeks!

Sho's a big pervert?!


Unfairly blamed for things




He might've screwed up, but DAMN he's cute


He's not scared at all. No way.




6. "CHESUTO" FACES - I love the Minor Sports on G no Arashi MORE THEN I CAN EXPLAIN





KIDS LOVE HIM. THEY CHEER FOR HIM.


SHIRTLESS chesuto!




7. FACES WITH KIDS - my ovaries explode, because this man LOVES babies and little kids. LOVES.









8. ALL OTHER FACES I LOVE - they dont quit fit in the other catagories, or I dont have enough to have it's own catagory, or I just think he's adorable.





DORK


















THIS MAKES ME LAUGH HARDER THEN I CAN EXPLAIN

Comments

OH GOD THIS POST MAKES ME LOVE SHO SO MUCH THAT MY BODY CAN HARDLY CONTAIN IT.

Not that I didn't feel this way before, but it's kind of exploding out of me right now.

Sho has seriously just mastered the art of The Look. Whether it's surprise or happiness or total fail, he'll make a face that's just genius. Or when he laughs! Every time there was that one sleepover episode of D no Arashi (I think?) and the rest of his idiot bandmates are wrestling around, Sho breaks out into the most infectious giggles I have ever heard. I cannot watch that clip without laughing, too.

You watch old MMA episodes and you can see him trying SO HARD to be funny, to master that role of the depressed face or the fail face, and he can't quite do it. Seeing how well he can just nail that look now makes me so happy for him. SHO HAS FOUND A WAY TO BE FUNNY ON PURPOSE, HIS LIFE IS COMPLETE. ♥
I KNOOOOOOW. How can everybody NOT fall all over themselves loving this man? This brilliant, hardworking, amazingly perfect, failure man? I LOVE HIM SO MUCH IT HONESTLY HURTS.

And i know! he tries SO HARD, and it nearly makes me cry sometimes when his bits fall flat, and he doesnt know what to do, and I LOVE THAT HE IS NOW FUNNY ON PURPOSE. I LOVE IT.

...i did not cap the maid clip - although, to be fair, i dont have it, BUT CLEARLY, I SHOULD HAVE.
*HEARTS ON SHO*

Also? VS, oh god, what was it... Has Aiba getting uber excited and calling Jun Matchan. Plus awesomeness. Of course. Cause it's VS.

ETA: VS 54!
*loves Sho wildly*

*goes to locate 54*
I COUNTED FIVE XD (MANY TIMES WHICH MADE IT FIVE TIMES MORE FABULOUS!)

YOU SHOULD DO THIS FOR EVERY MEMBER OF ARASHI.

So much love XD XD XD God I kind of miss the days when D-no, G-no and Mago-Mago Arashi were all new to me and everything was wonderful and unexpected.
IM SO GLAD YOU COUNTED FIVE. I WAS VERY AWARE OF THOSE FIVES.

god, every member?! photobucket is already threatening my bandwidth!
You are just a little bit every picspams bitch, no? XD
he is adorable, and i love him very very much.
*WIBBLE* I LOVE SHO-CHAN SO MUCH OMG IT HURTS BUT I LOVE HIM SO SO SO SO SO MUCH!!!!











OOOOH MORE SHO. MORE SHO. MORE MORE MORE. *licks*
SHOOOOOOO. SHOOOOOOO. How are so pretty and so hot and so dorky and so emotive all the time? It's too much. I love that you categorized them! I think my favorites are "anticipation of fail" and "shocked success!". And CHESTO. And kids. And laughter. SHOOOOO. I'm so happy I have you in my life.

*puts in my memories FOREVER*
*beeeeaaams at you* SHO is SO MUCH LOVE.
Made me think of ♥ Sho's "I know my drawing is ridiculously terrible, but I am also ridiculously proud of it because it makes everyone laugh and brings us together" face! (Tempered with the "Wait...why is everyone laughing THAT much??" face.) ♥

This totally perked up my evening, yo.
All of Sho's faces are love, but yes, his "Im so pleased I made people laugh! by being funny on purpose!" is a great wondrous thing.
WHERE HAS THIS POST BEEN ALL MY LIFE

I think I love you. But not as much as I love Sho. Sorry. He's just such a ~special~ boy.
SHO IS AMAZING AND I LOVE HIM. and i have no idea where this post has been all your life. maybe i was hiding it. or maybe i was just waiting for Sho to make enough amazing FACES to do this post.
Lovely post~!
Happy SHO day! :D
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