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HYD: Three Hours

I See Your Eyes Through My Eyes in Your Eyes

A collection of random thoughts, strung together with numbers and called a post.


1. What is the age of consent in Japan? Is there such a thing? Because I was going to write porn, and realized that, according to American standards, one of my characters is underage. But the other character is possibly several hundred years old, so does it really matter? Nonetheless, inquiring minds and fans of PGSM porn want to know!


2. I watched all of the twdrama Why Why Love, and while a good bit of it was adorable, the last three episodes made me want to punch myself in the face. It was a fun experience, though, as I watched it more or less "with" biases, and we emailed back and forth about it. Have a fun selection of emailed comments!



Im not going to clarify who said what unless it's amazing, as both of us said a lot of the same things:

EVERYONE IN RAINIE'S FAMILY NEEDS TO BE PUNCHED IN THE FACE

ARGH MIKE WHY IS YOUR MULLET SO IRRESISTABLE TO WOMEN?!

So, ep 4, Rainie is sitting in the park (THE SAME PARK WE SEE EIGHT
TIMES IN DBY), feeling sorry for herself, because she has no place to
stay, and drunk dude taps her on the shoulder and leers and invites
himself over, if you know what i mean.

at which point, Rainie takes off screaming for help. as you do, if
it's the middle of the night, and creepy drunk dude wants to get with
you.

Mike He is passing by, hears her screams, looks alarmed and is poised
to go rescue the fair damsel when Rainie fucking SNAPS.

She stops dead, snaps her mouth closed, spins on her heel and proceeds
to beat the everloving CRAP out of the guy with her handbag.

WHO NEEDS RESCUING? WE DONT GOT NO MAIDENS IN NEED OF RESCUE. ALL WE
GOT IS GIRLS WHO KICK ASS.


*cries with laughter* So, Kingone bashes open the door, and she
shrieks and throws the towel over his face so he doesnt see
anything..or..anyone, and then Mike He comes rolling over and she is
STILL NAKED and he's just staring and she's yelling about how she
sprained her ankle and HE'S STILL LOOKING AND SHE IS STILL NAKED and
neither seem extremely bothered by this! LMAO FOREVER.

Obviously he(Kingone)'s kind but we get that he's somewhat aloof, even at work, and then when he snaps HE REALLY FUCKING SNAPS and I actually gasped when his tone turned cruel and he flung the money at her like she was a dirty whore.

Let's start this episode by dousing Bitchface assistant in kerosene!
"you've never stood up for yourself before! clearly, this girl is having an EVIL EFFECT on you!"

ep 8 - so far, bitchface is a bitch, Mike He looks hot while wet. Mike
He is a giant woobie, and Mike He just told Bitchface to step off and
stop treating him like a useful toy when his older brother isnt
around. GO MIKE HE. No..no, Mike He..dont! Dont! DONT GIVE ME THE
WOOBIE FACE! *dies*


I was going to say "I think every drama should have a scene where the male lead runs somewhere in the rain" but pretty much every drama DOES have a scene like that so I'll change it to "I think every drama should have a scene where Mike He Runs somewhere in the rain". How awesome would that be? I might have finished some of the crappier dramas that I abandoned (Kurosagi, I'm looking at you) if Mike was randomly in it running somewhere.

Note to self: don't send children to the Bitchface School of Bitchfacery because they will not learn valuable life lessons.

does asia HONESTLY think men are this incredibly out of control? REALLY, guys. LEARN TO MASTURBATE
LIKE NORMAL PEOPLE AND STOP THINKING ABOUT ASSAULTING GIRLS WHILE THEY SLEEP.

Bitchface, what the HELL did you do to your hair? Did you lose a
fight with your cat while getting out of bed this morning?


GAAAAH. CLOSE YOUR EYES AND OPEN YOUR MOUTH. THIS ISNT DIFFICULT FOR
FUCKS SAKE. HE"S DOING ALLLLLL THE WORK (and hell, he is WORKING IT),
AND YOU ARE STANDING THERE. and his faaaace when he pulls back! it's
somewhere between 'oh fuck' 'oh fuck' and 'OH HOLY FUCK.'

..id like to have some sympathy for Bitchface right now, but 1) my
heart breaks for Kingone, and 2) she looks like a reject from a music
video for Flashdance.


Rainie, you could at LEAST tell the man the truth. i cant marry you.
i love your stupid brother. can we have a threesome?

THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT THIS DRAMA HAS NEEDED! KINGONE AND MIKE HE IN A
FIST FIGHT! *gleeeeee*

..it would be better if they were half naked, but ill take what i can get.

ooh! your faces are entirely too close together, and you're all sweaty
and angry! MAKE OUT RIGHT NOW! I will totally accept angry frottage
up against the pillar of the parking garage!


OMG ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? SHE DIES AS SOON AS HE CALLS HER MOM?
BEFORE SHE EVEN APOLOGIZES OR EXPLAINS OR FUCKING ANYTHING? I HATE
THIS SHOW. I HATE HER. KINGONE IS *BREAKING* AND YOU FUCKING DIE
BECAUSE HE CALLS YOU MOM. MAN THE FUCK UP AND GET UP AND TALK TO YOUR
SON. RAGE! RAGE! FLAMES! ON THE SIDE OF MY FACE!

AND HE EATS THE NOODLES THROUGH HIS TEARS WITH HIS DEAD MOTHER LAYING
THERE OH GOD KINGONE COME HERE AND LET ME CUDDLE YOU FOREVER.

I want to be with you! And by with you, he means, I DONT WANT TO DIE A VIRGIN.

she jumps in the pool! *wails* and Kingone jumps after her! *flails
hands hopelessly* I CANT TAKE THIS.

....in the midst of my wailing, i would like to say NGGH, WET KINGONE.
YES PLEASE.

I am so glad Kingone punched you, Mike He. I dont care that you are
dying and the world is going to lose you and your mullet. YOU DESERVE
TO PUNCHED IN YOUR PERFECT FACE.

KINGONE WET AND PROTECTIVE. YES, I WOULD LIKE ONE OF THOSE, PLEASE -
CAN I ADD WHIPPED CREAM AND HERSHEY'S SYRUP TO MY ORDER?


i SWEAR, if Kingone dies and Mike He gets his liver, i am going to
hurt someone. HURT SOMEONE BADLY. WITH KNIVES AND PITCHFORKS. I WILL
BURN THIS ENTIRE FUCKING SHOW IF KINGONE DIES.

That said, if Kingone survives, and opens his eyes to Bitchface, and
smiles and loves her, i am still burning this show, because wtf?

Oh god, crrryyyyyying all over keyboard here - 'we are brothers,' 'if
only one of us can live, i hope its you.' THE ONLY REASON I AM CRYING
IS BECAUSE THESE TWO BOYS ARE BEAUTIFUL. IT SURE AS HELL ISNT BECAUSE
OF THE FUCKING STORYLINE AT THIS POINT.


Well. That was..extremely unsatisfying. Im glad they both lived, even
with the fake out they tried to pull, making us think Mike He and his
hair were gone forever. and im REALLY glad Bitchface and Kingone
didnt get together, and it was pretty damn clear they never would.
otherwise, MEH. DO YOU HEAR ME, SHOW? MEEEH. i want to destroy
everything after the part where Mike He and Rainie dressed up like old
people. because that was so far beyond adorable, i dont even know how
to describe it.




3. Randomly, I watched a weird little Korean movie called "He Was Cool," last night, and Im still mulling it over and trying to decide if I liked it. It was cute, and I adored the premise-

A cute young thing in high school accidentally posts a message to a mean voc school bully. He calls and threatens to kill her. While trying to get away from school without getting her ass kicked, she climbs over the wall and falls right on top of the bully and RIGHT ON HIS LIPS. When she pries herself off, he tells her that was his first kiss, and now she has to take responsibility and marry him.

It's uneven, with them getting together..ish, about halfway through, and then weird things happening. As they do in movies. And he alternates between bully and woobie, and she alternates between AAAH SCARY BOY and AWWW SWEET (scary) BOY. and there are misunderstandings and lots of people getting beat up.

so, i dont know. Anyone else seen it? any thoughts?


4. Note to self: get off ass and write up Pretty Guardian Sailor Moon post.


5. I have no idea what drama to watch now. Im in a weird mood where i dont want to start anything new, drama wise. And Im running low on asian movies. Any recs for romantic comedy asian movies?


6. Brandus cut Voldemort's hair. There is one patch that he missed that sticks out, and instead of fixing it, I laugh. Because I am such a good mother.


7. I missed wishing people happy birthday on here, although I did it privately. Happy birthdays, rinalin, anenko, and teffy! I hope I didnt miss anyone...


8. Korean Hana Yori Dango continues to be COMPLETELY AWESOME. I havent watched ep 4 yet, but ep 3! the ducks! his amusment at her irritation! how BIG he really is in comparison to her! how he isnt trying to torment her to make her cry and quit school - he's just trying to get a rise out of her! Rui pretty! he practically makes a confession to her there at the bar, and then he gets all embarrassed and runs away! and then she pukes on him! *cracks up*

Comments

Oooh, KHYD! Is there a place I can stream it? Trying to torrent anything on the school internet is made of fail. D:

I think the age of consent in Japan is 14, but don't quote me on it.
yep yep, it's up on veoh.com, and the subber/uploader's name is ohmiyask. all 4 eps are up, and she is SUPER FAST at subbing and uploading. it's seriously an awesome show.

I think the age of consent in Japan is 14, but don't quote me on it.

is there an statutory clause or anything that you know of? Im trying to walk around laws I dont know or understand, and it's kind of hard!
Considering that Japan actually has a genre of hentai called shota, which is about little boys... Yeah.

http://www.ageofconsent.com/japan.htm
well, yes, but still..it's less about breaking the law, and more about how much torment the guy should be in, seeing as he's 18/19, and she's 14. should he be driving himself crazy?

...is this a secondary account, or did you change your lj name?
....I have no idea what to say.

Except, hey, awesome banner!

Hmmm, Rom-com movies? I uh, fail at rec'ing pretty much everything. Because if I can't connect it to MatsuJun in four actors or less, I haven't seen it.

And, in fact, the only Jmovies I've seen star either all of Arashi or Nino.

*shoves Ao no Honoo at you* For when you're in an angsty mood.

Kiiroi Namida is kind of funny? In a tragic boy-bonding kind of way?

Is useless. Love me anyway?
i ADORE you! I love you so much i would give you arashi all tied up (mmmm, tied up! Arashi!) in a bow!

and yes, it IS an awesome banner! i heart it muchly. *blows kisses*
Hah! It's been awhile since I've watched WWL, but I'm pretty sure my thoughts about it were alone the same lines. Poor Poor Chuan Yi! He's always so damn awesome, and never seems to catch a break.

BBF is too awesome for words. Ep 4 is great, and next episode they're doing the scene where he saves her from the bullying... so you KNOW that's going to be good.
WWL was enough to make me want to hit myself in the face. And yes, WHY is Kingone so completely awesome, and yet ALWAYS comes in second place to Mike He and his mullet? (Im sorry, I suck at their real tw names, so i go with the english ones)

and yes, i am loving BBF! Im saving ep 4 til at least ep 5 has aired. just because the idea of me being out of episodes and actually HAVING to wait, instead of choosing to wait just kills me.
Japan's laws on consent are a little confusing at times, but I think it's like this:


a "child" is considered anyone under the age of eighteen.
the age of consent for sexual actitvity is thirteen years old.
males can be married at age eighteen, but girls can be married at age sixteen.
if the relationship is homosexual in nature, the age of sexual consent for males ranges by local (area) from age 13 to 17.



*That was all taken from the site listed above. Just thought I'd save you some time.



Korean!HYD is fairly cute. It is awesome in some ways and it others - the fashion!, Kim Hyun Joong's acting! - is just :/, wtf?, and laugh out loud funny.
So..let's say one of my characters is 18/19ish, and the other character is (currently) 14. is that illegal? immoral? technically bad, but no one REALLY cares?

I can age her up easily, Im just trying to figure out if i should, or if I should have him freaking out about her age.

thank you for the clarification! it did help, i just have more questions then i know what to do with. *scowls*

the fashion in any version of HYD is always going to be laughably awful. Abandon hope, all ye who wear clothes here.
I loved WWL till the end, I confess. Btw, if you want to watch a drama where Kingone (YUM) gets the girl, watch Wish To See You Again. Vic Zhou *swoon* stars but Kingone has his own love story.
I did enjoy WWL, the ending just..came out of nowhere. I was anticipating having something to do with his tendons and his first wreck, and instead I got liver failure. And then there was all this random family bonding that I really didnt buy. And I still wanted to punch most of Rainie's family in the face, and I could never feel anything other then sheer hate towards Bitchface, whose name I never bothered to learn..

but the sheer adorableness of many scenes blow my annoyances with it out of the water - the little old people! the nose kissing! him pulling her down into his lap when he was still in the wheelchair!

is Wish a comedy, or should I brace myself for pain before downloading?
WWL made me want to hit myself in the face. Korean Hanadan is love. MIKE HE'S MULLET IS THE SEXIEST THING ON EARTH.

not at all! welcome aboard! :)
I have "He Was Cool" bookmarked for future downloading. I'm not sure whether or not I found your post encouraging on that front!

HYDK continues to own me. Episode four goes into one of the storylines I despise (Jandi the whore, omg!), but it looks as if there should be some nice payoff in the h/c department. I continue to love Jun Pyo and Jandi, and really love her BFF, too. The BFF has an awesome scene in episode four. [If anyone else asks, BTW, there are direct downloads over at http://arashi.vox.com/]

Asian movies: try 100 Days With Mr. Arrogant. I liked it while the two leads were sparking and snarking against one another; and the movie isn't heartbreaking. Lovely Complex is adorable, and stupid, and adorable. There is so much bad fashion that Young Jae would be proud.

On the American TV front, I'm enjoying Leverage quite a bit. I've watched the first three eps, and the show is a lot of fun.
I have "He Was Cool" bookmarked for future downloading. I'm not sure whether or not I found your post encouraging on that front!

oooh, no, watch it! it is cute, and I am still thinking about it, which means it isnt forgettable, you know? but it's not the greatest quality vid, and the subbing is a little uneven, so i know i missed things. the story is a little uneven, and i feel like the two mains barely knew each other, and i would've liked to see more actual bonding. but, it is cute, and i would love to discuss it with someone else. and it's just one file to download...

100 Days With Mr. Arrogant

i think you've told me about that one. will go check and out and see if i can find it.

Lovely Complex

IS ADORABLE. and darling. And adorable. and the fashion? THE PINK TRUCKER'S HAT? *facepalm* but SOOO CUUUUTE. "I love my Shorty!"

adored! adored! adored! just..neglected to say anything about it, because i am sort of a spaz.
So I think we need to call WWL Why Why Why from now on, because seriously, what? I don't exactly want that ~15 hours of my life back, but it was a tad disappointing at the end, as we've already covered. *sigh*

I'm considering He Was Cool, I have it here, and if you're desperate to talk about it with someone I'll move it up the queue. I'm free on Wed and Thurs so I'll try to get to it then.

I LOVELOVELOVE that you're writing PGSM angstypants pr0n, with Mamoru thinking about doing bad things with Usagi and then thinking that he's a bad bad boy (DID I JUST QUOTE 'RAINISM'?!?!). I don't care if she's legal, you should go the route of "this is so wrong" because that hits my kinks every which way. Mmmmm.

K-HYD is AWESOME. The ending for ep 4 was a bit "GAH MUST HAVE MORE" so I think you're doing the right thing by waiting. The downloads at arashi.vox are pretty good, I'm happy with the quality and will just get the raws/subs later on. Korean Domyouji (Jun Pyo? I can never remember their names) is fantastic and I'm just about ready to give him the best version award. Matsujun is delicious, as we know, but Korean dude has the height and the arrogance and the woobieness and GAAAAAAAAAAAH LOVELOVELOVE. *flails*
So I think we need to call WWL Why Why Why

For Fuck's Sake, Why?
Why For the Love of God?
Just Hit Me with a Hammer Already?

one of those.

I'm considering He Was Cool, I have it here, and if you're desperate to talk about it with someone I'll move it up the queue. I'm free on Wed and Thurs so I'll try to get to it then.

Im not desperate, but it would be nice to discuss it. because im having trouble putting it into words. I did like it, i guess, but parts of it? it just wasnt fleshed out enough.

I LOVELOVELOVE that you're writing PGSM angstypants pr0n, with Mamoru thinking about doing bad things with Usagi and then thinking that he's a bad bad boy (DID I JUST QUOTE 'RAINISM'?!?!).

AHAHAHAAH, Rainism! *uses Rain icon - YES I HAVE ONE I KNOW OH GOD*

and yes, the porn. it's just..she's wearing sneakers and knee socks and her hair is up in pigtails, and she's wearing POWERPUFF GIRLS UNDERPANTS.

he feels sooooo wrong, and it's really rather delicious. Yum. *purr*

Edited at 2009-01-19 05:13 pm (UTC)
i found http://legal.3yen.com/2005-07-27/is-the-age-of-consent-in-japan-really-13/
which says that it's 13 but complicated. However, please remember that you live in the lovely US of A and can get charged for writing child pornography if any of your characters are underage. Just do a time-bending thing and make your underage kiddo an adult. It will make your life easier.

And don't forget to share... :-)
Oh, i know. and i follow all laws when writing porn - meaning, i post disclaimers or outright state ages in fic. I was more wondering how much I needed to make the guy suffer for waiting, and how long I should mention he had been waiting. Plus, there's a weird time thing going on ANYWAY, where technically her alter ego is several hundred years old. So, yeah. I just like having all the info before I start writing anything weird or twisted.

and i ALWAYS share. :)
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