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Schedules and Other Useless Things

WHAT MY LIFE LOOKS LIKE FOR THE NEXT SEVERAL WEEKS

MONDAY:
-shove everything lying around in a box. try not to pack baby or cat in box
-mail 8 billion boxes to parents' house in ga
-argue with phone company about final bill. give in and pay whatever.
-attempt to sleep on a bare mattress with husband who doesnt like to share single blanket

TUESDAY:
-wake up panicking because the plane will be here in seconds and the cats arent crated and the baby isnt dressed and husband has inexplicably disappeared
-board plane that seats 10 people with 2 cats, 1 baby, 1 husband, 3 suitcases, 1 pack and play, 1 carseat, and 2 computer bags
-arrive in Anchorage
-collapse

WEDNESDAY:
-foist child off on husband, ignore pathetic cries from husband
-enjoy massage and facial as belated mother's day gift
-drag cats to vet to get health certificates
-pay off kid's doctor. pay off adult doctor. pay off insurance. beg insurance for the $600 owed back
-repack cats, suitcases, and baby
-divest husband of pocketknife, lighter, and all other sharp pointy things
-divest self of pocketknife
-sit in airport for several hours
-pray child sleeps on plane

THURSDAY:
-arrive in Denver
-play nice with Brandus' parents
-remind flist that bail money might be needed if playing nice fails miserably
-unpack cats and child
-play nice with Brandus' parents
-that means no hitting
-no stabbing either
-put the knife away, dammit

CONTINUE UNTIL JUNE 5

JUNE 5:
-pack cats, self, and baby
-allow computer case to be pried out of arms with crowbar
-cry
-wave goodbye to husband
-drag self, baby, 2 cats, 2 suitcases, 1 pack and play, and 1 carseat through airport
-pray child does not show his fangs in public
-arrive in NC
-stumble off plane and hand off child to his aunt
-hand off cats to aunt's girlfriend
-collapse

JUNE 6:
-squish self, baby, sister, and sister's girlfriend into car
-drive around aimlessly, arguing over directions
-look at slums and try to make positive sounds - "this has a nice..door." "i dont think we'd be murdered in our sleep here."
-sign rental contract for least scary place - pray they dont ask about current employment
-foist child off on his aunt and her girlfriend and collapse onto floor of rented slum, and hope husband arrives quickly with computer and everything else owned

Comments

Your life makes me wince.

I will miss and worry about you immensely.
I have $348 set aside in my paypal account. I'll make sure not to spend any of it in case it's needed for bail.
In my perfect world, you could totally paypal bail money.
Wow. My best luck to you and your family over the next several weeks.
Eeek - good luck with all of that! I will be just a short(ish) drive away once you get here!
*HUGS*

The crying part, oft repeated, is the fun part. Make sure to dose with lots of chocolate. And if you need a distraction, I'll trade you Brandus' parents for mine. Believe me, I'll welcome anyone's parents in exchange at this point. *sigh*
good god, woman. @_@ that schedule! *hands over virtual Xanax*

somehow i think the NC slums are much nicer than the ones around here. :)
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