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BONES: Shrug

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Y'all, new fanfic just popped up on my flist and normally Im all YAY FIC OMG GIMME, I absolutely cannot click this link.

I CANT DO IT.

It's Bones fic, and hey, i LOVE Bones fic! and I love Booth and Bones!

But, y'all, it cheerfully announced RIGHT THERE IN THE SUMMERY that is an alternate ending of "Baby in the Bough."

I cant. I cant. And you cant make me.

And maybe it's a good fic. Maybe it's awesome fic. MAYBE IT'S SNARKY AND FUNNY AND FULL OF GOODNESS AND LIGHT BUT I STILL CANT.

Because every time my mouse hovers over the link, the only only thing I can think of is, "Fuck. Someone wrote fic where Bones adopts the baby." or "Fuck. Someone just wrote Bones getting knocked up."

I CANNOT HANDLE THIS, FANDOM. STOP IT. I KNEW IT WAS COMING AFTER THAT EP BUT QUIT IT RIGHT NOW I MEAN IT.

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Your safe. No adopting, no impregnating. Only some cute Brennan/Booth banter. The author just didn't like the pacifer part of the ep. She found something else to go in Booth's mouth. ;)
She found something else to go in Booth's mouth

PLEASE tell me you mean that as pornographically as it sounds. Becuase if you do, I WILL DO NOTHING BUT CLICK THAT LINK AND CHEER.

and the sentiment still remains. You KNOW SOMEONE IS WRITING THAT FIC RIGHT NOW AND IT MAKES MY SOUL CRY.
Lmao, I so didn't mean that comment to sound as dirty as it does. DON'T GET YOUR HOPES UP IF YOU CLICK. Harmless fluff and kissing.

But yes, people are totally writing it. I haven't ventured to FF.net to look, but I'm sure there are at least a few already. But I already read a ton of fic where Brennan has kids or marries Booth. I'm addicted to badfic!
Harmless fluff and kissing.

*sulks* No one is writing porn for me, lately. I OBJECT. Universe, please be working on that.

And oh, of COURSE they are already writing it. I can feel my brain cells shriveling from here. And yeah, ive read, i think TWO fics where Brennan has had to take care of Parker for some reason or another, and they were ok. They didnt leave me wanting to claw my way out of my skin until the last chapter, where she's all "Im so happy I gave up my job to stay at home and be a mother!" and then i crawled through the internets and PUNCHED SOMEONE IN THE FACE for writing that.

Why is most kid!fic BAD? WHY? *weeps blood*
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